Diane Quote #566
Quote from Diane in Strange Bedfellows, Part 3
Woody: Hi, Miss Chambers.
Diane: Hi, Woody.
Woody: I thought you left.
Diane: No, no, I'm waiting for Sam. I have a call to make.
Woody: Well, he's up in the restaurant. I can go get him if you want. I mean, he's probably just eating or something.
Diane: No, that's okay. Thank you. I have calls to make. Actually, Woody, I'm not really in here to make phone calls. I came back to apologize to Sam. I loathe to admit that I eavesdropped on a conversation he had with Janet the other day, and that's inexcusable. My conscience was bothering me, so I came back to confess. Thus allowing me to close this chapter in my life.
Woody: Okey-dokey.
Cheers Quotes
‘Strange Bedfellows, Part 3’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Woody: How you feeling today, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Poor.
Woody: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
Norm: No, I meant, pour.
Quote from Woody
Diane: Woody? Woody? May I ask you a question?
Woody: Sure, if you're not fussy about the answer.
Diane: Has Sam ever talked to you about his feelings toward Miss Eldridge?
Woody: Well... I heard him say that he kind of likes her. But in my opinion, you and Sam make a much better couple.
Diane: Really?
Woody: Yeah. You're my two favorite people in the whole world.
Diane: Oh, Woody. [hugs him] Thank you.
Woody: Except for my parents.
Diane: I know.
Woody: And my teachers at school. Oh, wait a minute. I can put you ahead of my 8th grade teacher, Mr. Thorndike. He always had chalk on his suit and he smelled kind of funny. But, you know, I don't wanna hurt Mr. Thorndike's feelings, so let's just forget this conversation.
Diane: I was planning to, Woody.
Quote from Carla
Carla: Hey, whitey. About that dye job crack... I'm sorry.
Diane: You're sorry? I don't think I've heard you say that before. [Woody hands Diane drinks] Thanks, Woody.
Carla: Yeah, I know. But I figure it's about time. I mean, now that you're Boston's number-one loser, I'm feeling... I'm feeling kind of different about you.
Diane: I'm flattered.
Carla: In fact I wanna apologize for all the crummy things I've said to you over the years.
Diane: Why, thank you, Carla.
Carla: Except for that one about your lizard lips. I like that one.
Diane: Exception noted.
Carla: And you know, the one about you having a personality you could store meat in. I'd like to keep that one alive too.
Diane: This is so like you. Covering up what are obviously some very fine, warm feelings. But I happen to know what you're really saying is you like me.
Carla: You're touching me.
Diane: It's called communication.
Carla: No, it's called a death wish.