Quote from Woody in Strange Bedfellows, Part 3
Diane: Woody? Woody? May I ask you a question? Woody: Sure, if you're not fussy about the answer. Diane: Has Sam ever talked to you about his feelings toward Miss Eldridge? Woody: Well... I heard him say that he kind of likes her. But in my opinion, you and Sam make a much better couple. Diane: Really? Woody: Yeah. You're my two favorite people in the whole world. Diane: Oh, Woody. [hugs him] Thank you. Woody: Except for my parents. Diane: I know. Woody: And my teachers at school. Oh, wait a minute. I can put you ahead of my 8th grade teacher, Mr. Thorndike. He always had chalk on his suit and he smelled kind of funny. But, you know, I don't wanna hurt Mr. Thorndike's feelings, so let's just forget this conversation. Diane: I was planning to, Woody.