Sam Quote #448
Quote from Sam in Behind Every Great Woman
Sam: Oh, hey, guys, I got a letter from Coach. He's in Ohio.
Larry: What's he doing in Ohio?
Sam: Uh, a family reunion. There's some pictures in there of him with everybody.
Carla: Let me see.
Cliff: Whoa. Hey, that's a very attractive family there, Sam, but how come everybody but the Coach is black?
Sam: Well, that's not his family. He was sent an invitation by mistake. He didn't want to hurt anybody's feelings by not showing up.
Carla: Well, looks like they've accepted him.
Sam: Are you kidding? He's been going for the last six or seven years. In fact, I think next year they're going to have it at his place. It says here, "Send my love to everybody at Cheers." Then he signs it, "Uncle Whitey".
Cheers Quotes
‘Behind Every Great Woman’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Sam: What would you like, Norm?
Norm: A reason to live. Keep them coming.
Quote from Frasier
Sam: [comes out of his office] Diane, am I pronouncing this right? Giv-er-ny?
Diane: [French accent] Giverny.
Sam: Thank you.
Frasier: It seems every time we have a discussion about something, it turns into- What was that all about?
Diane: Sam is developing an interest in the Impressionists.
Frasier: Hmm.
Diane: Hmm, what?
Frasier: Hmm, this is suspicious. I think it's part of Sam's grand design to win you back.
Diane: Oh, not this again. You're starting to sound like a broken record.
Frasier: Oh, now you're saying that I'm redundant. That I repeat myself. That I say things over and over.
Quote from Norm
Norm: Cliffie had the Ton O'T-Bone. For less than four bucks you get 24 ounces of USDA choice beff.
Cliff: Beff? No, you mean beef.
Norm: Beef? Don't be ridiculous, Cliffie, that stuff is beff. It's a Hungry Heifer trademark for a processed, synthetic... What, uh, meat-like substance.
Cliff: Oh, no.
Norm: What do you expect for four bucks? You see me complain about the loobster?