Sam Quote #298
Quote from Sam in Norman's Conquest
Sam: Well, I can only speak for myself, but I think that's wonderful. Yeah, you know what, you may not believe me, but I envy you.
Norm: You envy me?
Sam: Yeah, I do. I used to think that the more women I conquered, the more I'd be a man. And now I guess I'm just looking for the right one.
Norm: Now you've found Diane.
Sam: That's right. And when they made her they broke the mold. And tried to pretend like it was an accident. [laughs]
Norm: Now, see, you're doing it, too! And you know why? Because you're a guy. See, deep down, we're terrified of being wusses. Yeah, someone's got to pay for that. Might as well be women.
Cheers Quotes
‘Norman's Conquest’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: Emily, I'll be with you in a minute. Quick business call here. [on the phone] Hello, Vera, this is Norm. I'm at Cheers. It's 8:05. Uh, you need me, you've got the number here. Bye. [hangs up]
Coach: Norm, when did you get the answering machine?
Norm: I didn't, Coach. That was Vera.
Quote from Carla
Cliff: What a pathetic display. I'm ashamed God made me a man.
Carla: I don't think God's doing a lot bragging about it either.
Quote from Diane
Norm: What do you think, Sam?
Sam: Norm, I think it's stupid to jump into bed with somebody you're working with. [Diane nudges Sam] I didn't mean stupid in the unintelligent sense.
Diane: Don't mind Sam, he's a little depressed. This is the year his age caught up with his IQ.
Sam: That's years away.