Sam: Well, I can only speak for myself, but I think that's wonderful. Yeah, you know what, you may not believe me, but I envy you.
Norm: You envy me?
Sam: Yeah, I do. I used to think that the more women I conquered, the more I'd be a man. And now I guess I'm just looking for the right one.
Norm: Now you've found Diane.
Sam: That's right. And when they made her they broke the mold. And tried to pretend like it was an accident. [laughs]
Norm: Now, see, you're doing it, too! And you know why? Because you're a guy. See, deep down, we're terrified of being wusses. Yeah, someone's got to pay for that. Might as well be women.