Sam Quote #103
Quote from Sam in Let Me Count the Ways
Sam: I can't believe you're that upset over an animal dying.
Diane: Well, you obviously have never had a pet yourself.
Sam: I have, too.
Diane: What?
Sam: I had a dog. Cutest little guy! Floppy ears, big eyes. I remember I used to take him for a walk every morning. Great way to meet women.
Diane: So you loved this dog because you could use him as a come-on?
Sam: Oh, no!
Diane: Well, you probably don't even remember his name.
Sam: Well, sure I do! It was Fluffy. Or Buffy. Or was that one of the girls he helped me to meet? I can't...
Cheers Quotes
‘Let Me Count the Ways’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Diane: Norman.
Coach: What's doing, Norm?
Norm: Well, science is seeking a cure for thirst. I happen to be the guinea pig.
Quote from Carla
Diane: Carla, I know you're not going to believe this, but I do admire you.
Carla: I believe it.
Diane: You are so tough. You keep your head up, no matter what. How do you do that?
Carla: I'll tell you, Diane. See, I always look on the bright side. I mean, no matter how lousy a situation is, I can always find something in it to make me happy.
Diane: What good could you possibly say about a loved one dying?
Carla: It ain't me.
Quote from Diane
Diane: I am sorry to interrupt, but I have something important to say. Since I have been here, I have struggled to make certain changes in myself in order to fit in to the general milieu.
Sam: And you're doing a very good job-
Diane: It has not been easy. However, I am proud to say that, for example, I no longer have to cover my eyes when I watch a hockey fight. In one case, I even took sides. But now, in my moment of crisis, it is glaringly apparent that no one here has made any effort to understand my sensibilities.