Sam: I can't believe you're that upset over an animal dying.
Diane: Well, you obviously have never had a pet yourself.
Sam: I have, too.
Diane: What?
Sam: I had a dog. Cutest little guy! Floppy ears, big eyes. I remember I used to take him for a walk every morning. Great way to meet women.
Diane: So you loved this dog because you could use him as a come-on?
Sam: Oh, no!
Diane: Well, you probably don't even remember his name.
Sam: Well, sure I do! It was Fluffy. Or Buffy. Or was that one of the girls he helped me to meet? I can't...