Sam Quote #1694

Quote from Sam in Teaching with the Enemy

Sam: How you doing?
Tiny: Oh, great, Sam. Listen, and don't you worry. There won't be any trouble in here while I'm around. I just hope somebody tries. Do you want me to tell you what I'm gonna do if somebody starts some trouble?
Sam: Uh, no, actually, I don't think I want to hear that, man.
Tiny: Okay, but I did draw you a picture.
Sam: Well, how can I... Oh, my God. Uh...
Tiny: So, uh, did you want to tell me something?
Sam: No, well, no, no, uh, just, uh, carry on. Carry on.
Tiny: Okay.
Sam: Carla look what this guy drew.
Carla: That's nothing. I got worse than that on my refrigerator.

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 ‘Teaching with the Enemy’ Quotes

Quote from Cliff

Frasier: I want you all to know... I'm not blaming her. It's because of me that my life is in the arms of another man.
Woody: Uh, well, you mean "wife," don't you, Dr. Crane?
Frasier: What?
Woody: You said "life." "It's because of me my life is in the arms of another man."
Cliff: Oh, that's a- That's a Freudian slip there, Woody.
Woody: What's a Freudian slip?
Cliff: Oh, that's when you say one thing when you're actually thinking about a mother.

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: Just give me a minute to, uh, to brace myself. Uh, I know, I'll simply imagine the worst thing you could possibly tell me, and whatever your news is, it will pale by comparison. In fact, whatever it is, it... It'll be a relief. Okay, okay, uh... What is the worst thing I can imagine? All right, I've got it. Lilith, your news, please.
Lilith: This afternoon, in a moment of extreme weakness I cheated on you.
Frasier: That was it! That was the worst thing!
Lilith: Try to remain calm.
Frasier: How can I remain calm when you tell me you slept with another man?! You slut!

Quote from Frasier

Lilith: This is a very serious matter, Frasier.
Frasier: Yes, it is serious, Lilith. However, I will refrain from indulging in cliched reactions: rage, the crying, the screaming, the hurling of epithets: Tramp, whore, slut, floozy, bitch, ad infinitum.
Lilith: You did call me slut.
Frasier: Yes, but I didn't call you a tramp, whore, floozy or bitch. I have too much respect for you even though you have been a slut.