Woody Quote #777
Quote from Woody in An Old-Fashioned Wedding
Woody: You wanted to talk to me, Mr. Gaines?
Mr. Gaines: Yes, Woody, now that we're almost family, Mr. Gaines sounds pretty cold and formal.
Woody: Dad?
Mr. Gaines: But better than that; have a seat here, Woody. Now, Woody, I don't think I've ever tried to hide the fact that I dislike you intensely.
Woody: I appreciate that, sir.
Mr. Gaines: The only reason I've accepted this union is that my daughter loves you so very much. Oh, I know she's had other suitors with better backgrounds, but they all had one thing on their minds. They couldn't keep their hands off my little girl, and I hate that. But you, on the other hand, have always seemed to respect and love my daughter. But believe me, if I thought for one moment, you didn't respect my Kelly, I'd call off this wedding and have those dogs of mine eat you alive. Do I make myself clear?
Woody: Oh, yes, sir.
Mr. Gaines: Now, Woody, I know this sounds like a meddlesome father-in-law giving advice, but it isn't. It's a threat.
Woody: [to Sam & Rebecca] Think he's starting to like me.
Cheers Quotes
‘An Old-Fashioned Wedding’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: You know, sitting here in my dinner jacket, I feel I should be tossing off brittle Noel Coward bon mots.
Lilith: Do you know any brittle Noel Coward bon mots?
Frasier: As a matter of fact, I do. It seems that after being told that a very boring acquaintance of his had put a bullet through his brain, Coward said, "He must have been a remarkable shot!" [laughs]
Lilith: Did he often find humor in the tragedy of others?
Frasier: Well, darling, you're missing the humor, dear.
Lilith: He got his jollies from massive head trauma?
Frasier: Don't- You're missing the whimsy.
Lilith: Oh, for God's sake, Frasier! Can you imagine the state of mind that would drive a man to do something like that? Can you picture the despair he must have felt facing a future in which any hope or joy seemed utterly impossible?
Frasier: I think I can picture that, dear.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: You know, kids, astrology is bad enough, but she's also a Cassandra into the bargain, always prophesying doom. You know, when Lilith and I got married, she predicted that our marriage would descend into a life of endless bickering.
Lilith: That's not exactly what she said, Frasier.
Frasier: Yes it is, word for word.
Lilith: No, you're misremembering, as usual.
Frasier: It's my story. Why can't you keep your oar out?
Lilith: Because inaccuracy is a mark of sloppy thinking.
Frasier: And what is butting in a mark of?!
Quote from Kelly
Carla: Kelly. Kelly Kelly! [separates Woody and Kelly] Look, uh, I gotta ask you something. I'm making you guys an astrological marriage chart for a wedding present. And I gotta get some information.
Kelly: Oh, gee, I... I don't know my sign, but I know I'm not a Virgo.