Carla Quote #1084

Quote from Carla in Uncle Sam Wants You

Sam: Well, I'm thinking about thinking about being a dad.
Carla: What?
Sam: Yeah. You know, I've been playing around all my life and, I don't know, you know, maybe I'm missing something.
Carla: Have you thought about getting a dog?
Sam: I don't want a dog. You know, I want someone to be with, to, to take care of, to watch grow.
Carla: Have you thought about getting a plant?

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 ‘Uncle Sam Wants You’ Quotes

Quote from Paul

Paul: I don't care what he names it as long as he doesn't bring it in here. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's babies.
Woody: Oh, come on, Mr. Krapence. Wouldn't you like a helpless little guy all soft and cuddly who you could burp every once in a while?
Paul: [looks at Norm] Yeah, we need another one of those.

Quote from Lilith

Lilith: It was Sam. Frasier, you've got to do something. Every day he gets here a little earlier, and every night he leaves a little later.
Sam: Well, darling, he, he is a friend of ours.
Lilith: It's getting so we can't make love in the morning.
Frasier: I didn't know we could make love in the morning.
Lilith: We can't. It was just a "for instance." The point is I don't like people seeing me in my nightgown. It undermines my authority.
Frasier: I really wouldn't worry about that.

Quote from Woody

Frasier: Afternoon, all.
Woody: Hey, Dr. Crane. Dr. Sternin-Crane. And little Frederick Crane-Sternin-Crane-Crane. What can I get you? I know I could use a glass of water.