Cliff Quote #608
Quote from Cliff in Woody Interruptus
Rebecca: Ooh, weird-looking box. What's in there?
Norm: Um, I don't know. Why don't you look?
Rebecca: Okay.
Sam: No! No, no, don't do that! There's a frozen severed head in that thing.
Rebecca: Oh, give me a break, Sam.
Paul: She's right. There's no head in there.
Tony: Then why doesn't somebody open it?
Norm: Yeah, you're kind of in charge of all body parts around here, aren't you, Sam?
Sam: All right, we'll... I'll open it up take a quick look, see that there's no head in there and then I'll just shut it up again, all right?
Rebecca: Okay.
Sam: [chuckles] This...
[As Sam opens the box, a cloud of smoke emerges]
Rebecca: Well?
Sam: I can't see anything in there.
Male Electronic Voice: Help me.
[As Sam and the gang all run off screaming, Frasier, Cliff and Dr. Eugene Eckworth rush out of the back room laughing]
Cliff: Ha! Ha! Hey! Hey! Well, look who's laughing now, huh?
Male Electronic Voice: Help me Help me [switch clicks]
Cliff: Ha! You guys were running away from a tape recorder!
Frasier: Cliff, I must admit that was funny. Thanks a lot, Gene.
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‘Woody Interruptus’ Quotes
Quote from Woody
Woody: I can't believe Kelly would be so mad at me just 'cause I stood up to Henri. It's like she's starting to like him better than me. Hey, Sam, you don't think that maybe they've been to...
Sam: To the back of the barn?
Woody: I was gonna say to bed together. What- What is the back of the barn? What does that mean? That- That's- That's where the compost heap is. I can't think of any place less romantic.
Quote from Woody
Woody: Kelly's coming back from France.
Frasier: Ah! She's hopping the pond, eh?
Woody: The what?
Frasier: The pond. It's a reference to the Atlantic.
Woody: Uh, the Atlantic is an ocean, not a pond, Dr. Crane. How many of those have you had?
Frasier: Apparently, not enough.
Woody: Boy, I am really nervous. It seems like Kelly's been gone a year.
Frasier: How long has she been gone?
Woody: A year. Can I put some ice in that drink for you, Dr. Crane?
Quote from Kelly
Kelly: Henri, you're gonna love this. Woody thinks you really are trying to steal me away from him.
Henri: Oh! [laughs] Oh, that's so funny. I am, you know. Right out from under your nose. [laughs]
Kelly: See how he is, Woody? He really cracks me up.
Woody: [laughs] Yeah, that's a good one. Now, I got one for you, Henri. Get your hands off my girlfriend.
Kelly: Henri, if you'll excuse us a moment. Woody, I think you were a little rude to Henri just now.
Woody: Yeah, well, I think Henri was a little rude, too.
Kelly: He's supposed to be rude; he's French.