Norm Quote #841
Quote from Norm in Norm and Cliff's Excellent Adventure
Frasier: I'm trying to convince my esteemed colleagues to move their monthly meetings to your fine establishment.
Sam: Oh, hey, thanks. That's great.
Frasier: Uh, my, uh, gold card should keep the, uh the bubbly flowing.
Norm: Cliffie, the master has a thought.
Cliff: Yes?
Norm: One might wonder what would happen if, uh, we called a certain credit card company and reported that number as stolen. Then when a certain bartender tried to put it through for a certain customer, and it wasn't honored, what do you suppose would happen?
Cliff: I don't know.
Norm: Major fireworks.
Cliff: Oh! You're a genius! Why do you put up with me?
Norm: I don't know.
‘Norm and Cliff's Excellent Adventure’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Cliff: Oh, here's Sam.
Carla: Oh, come on, Sammy. Hey, Sammy. Sammy, open up. It's freezing!
Sam: Hey, what are you guys standing around for? How come somebody didn't let you in?
Carla: I left my keys home.
Sam: Oh, no, I was counting on yours.
Rebecca: I left mine in the office. Hurry up! It's cold!
Sam: Well, how are we gonna get in here?
Norm: 'Morning, everybody.
All: Norm! [keys jangling]
Norm: Sorry I'm late. [enters]
Quote from Cliff
Sam: Sorry I took so long getting here this morning.
Frasier: Sam, you know, this is the fourth time this week that you've been late. As a responsible businessman and the owner of this bar, you owe it to yourself to stick to a more responsible schedule, you know.
Cliff: Absolutely. If the post office ran its business the way you run yours... Never mind.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Sam, I am not asking you. I'm telling you! Give me back my card!
Sam: Don't take that tone of voice with me!
Man: Frasier, can I help? I have a card that works.
Frasier: Oh shut up, you Skinnerian baboon!