Quote from Norm in Norm and Cliff's Excellent Adventure
Frasier: I'm trying to convince my esteemed colleagues to move their monthly meetings to your fine establishment. Sam: Oh, hey, thanks. That's great. Frasier: Uh, my, uh, gold card should keep the, uh the bubbly flowing. Norm: Cliffie, the master has a thought. Cliff: Yes? Norm: One might wonder what would happen if, uh, we called a certain credit card company and reported that number as stolen. Then when a certain bartender tried to put it through for a certain customer, and it wasn't honored, what do you suppose would happen? Cliff: I don't know. Norm: Major fireworks. Cliff: Oh! You're a genius! Why do you put up with me? Norm: I don't know.