Woody Quote #586

Quote from Woody in Veggie-Boyd

Norm: Hey, Wood, can I go? Come on. I never saw a commercial be shot or anything like that.
Cliff: Yeah! Yeah, me, neither. You know, believe it or not, it's one of the few things I don't know much about.
Woody: I mean, if you guys all come down there with me, it's gonna look like I'm some big snobby star with an entourage.
Norm: All right. Well, uh, heck with it. We'll just stay here. You tell us about it later.
Woody: No, I like the idea. You guys can be my people, all right?
Cliff: Hey, hey.
Norm: Yeah.
Woody: I got another idea. We'll all stop at the mall. We'll pick up satin jackets and matching sunglasses.
Norm: There you go. Come on.
Woody: That door's not just gonna open itself.

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 ‘Veggie-Boyd’ Quotes

Quote from Frasier

Sam: These are, uh, trivia napkins. Ever since I got the bar back, I've been looking for ways to say, "Hey, thank you for patronizing me."
Frasier: Oh, Sam, I- I know you wanted to use a great big word there. I think that's marvelous, but I believe what you meant to say was, "Thank you for your patronage."
Sam: Really? What's the difference?
Frasier: Patronage means customers. Patronizing is the way one would talk to a small, dull child.
Sam: Kind of like how you're talking to me right now?
Frasier: Aren't you cute!

Quote from Cliff

Sam: Oh, Woody. Woody, shoot, I just forgot here. This came for you. Looks like something from the commercial company. Probably a paycheck.
Woody: Oh, I- I can't cash that. I can't even open it. That'd be like paying me for lying. My mother always told me that lying is the worst of the seven deadly sins.
Norm: Wait, wait, wait. Lying is one of the seven deadly sins?
Cliff: Yeah, of course it is. You got, uh lust, greed, bashful...
Norm: That's the seven deadly dwarfs.

Quote from Norm

Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Sam: What can I do for you, Norm?
Norm: Open up those beer taps and take the day off, Sam.