Sam Quote #1320
Quote from Sam in Mr. Otis Regrets
Rebecca: Sam, I never thought it would come to this, but now I see I'm going to have to eat crow and ask something that I never thought I'd have to ask, especially of you.
Sam: Don't say another word, Rebecca. I'll order more vermouth right away.
Rebecca: No, Sam, it's not that.
Sam: Oh. Something else? Something of a more personal nature, perhaps?
Rebecca: You're going to make me ask you this, aren't you?
Sam: Yeah.
Rebecca: All right, fine. l, um... I want to be as good in bed as Jean Marie. Are we out of vermouth?
Sam: No. All right, class, so you want to learn all about the wonderful art of love, eh? Now, you're going to need lab partners for this. Hmm. There's an odd number of you. I guess the professor's going to have to participate, won't he.
Rebecca: Sam, be serious. Come on. This means a lot to me.
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‘Mr. Otis Regrets’ Quotes
Quote from Sam
Carla: Did she fall for it?
Sam: Hook, line, and... Sammy.
Carla: Do you believe this? Did you ever think this day would come?
Sam: As a matter of fact, I never had any doubt there, Carla. Behold a sealed envelope. Will you please open it and read the contents.
Carla: Mm-hmm. "l, Sam Malone, will sleep with Rebecca Howe on the night of April 19th, 1990." When did you write this?
Sam: This morning. I write a new one every day.
Quote from Cliff
Rebecca: Jean Marie. I don't think that's such a hot name. I think it's stupid. It sounds like it's French for "Jan Murray."
Cliff: Well, the French, they consider Jan Murray the greatest comic genius of the 20th century.
Frasier: No, they say that about Jerry Lewis.
Cliff: Well, they're wrong, it's Jan Murray.
Quote from Woody
Woody: She seems like the perfect roommate. But I don't know. The thought of having a girl for a roommate... Well, I got a real problem with that.
Norm: Girlfriend wouldn't understand, huh?
Woody: Now I got two problems.
Sam: Oh, I get it. Your mom would disapprove.
Woody: Make that 3 problems.
Frasier: What, do you have religious scruples?
Woody: Oh, great. 4 problems.
Sam: What was your original problem, Woody?
Woody: Well, I like to sit on the couch and leave the top button on my pants undone after a good frozen meal.