Quote from Sam in Mr. Otis Regrets
Carla: Did she fall for it? Sam: Hook, line, and... Sammy. Carla: Do you believe this? Did you ever think this day would come? Sam: As a matter of fact, I never had any doubt there, Carla. Behold a sealed envelope. Will you please open it and read the contents. Carla: Mm-hmm. "l, Sam Malone, will sleep with Rebecca Howe on the night of April 19th, 1990." When did you write this? Sam: This morning. I write a new one every day.