Sam Quote #1300
Quote from Sam in Indoor Fun with Sammy and Robby
Sam: All right! Bird for 3. Ha!
Robin: Sam, are you going to play chess or listen to your basketball game?
Sam: I can do both.
Robin: King's Rook to Queen One.
Sam: OK. King's Rook to Queen One. Well, in that case, uh... My horsey guy takes your little pointy-headed guy.
Robin: You know, you're a... You're a fascinating opponent, obviously unskilled in the finer points of the game. You have an instinctive, raw talent that pulls you through and makes me want to squash you like a bug. Queen takes Bishop. Check.
Sam: All right! Jump ball! Oh, God. I wish you could hear this game, you guys.
Robin: Sam? Sam, here. Sam? I checked. I checked.
Sam: Oh. That's all right. Check. All right. Uh... Well, in that case, um, my castle takes your queen. Get out of that, rich boy.
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‘Indoor Fun with Sammy and Robby’ Quotes
Quote from Cliff
Cliff: You know, this, uh, getting up in the middle of the night with a crying baby stuff, that's... That's the reason I never had kids.
Norm: That's the only reason, huh, Cliff?
Cliff: Well, and the fact that my mother taught me to have a healthy respect for the evils of overpopulation, Normie. Yeah, you know what? I can still remember her looking at me and saying, "For the love of God, Cliffy, let it stop with you."
Quote from Norm
Frasier: You know, it just isn't fair. I mean, I came to the... I wanted to be one of the guys. And all I'm doing is sitting on my duff watching other people do things.
Norm: Welcome to Normworld. Keep your hands inside the car at all times.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Friends, congratulate me. I've just had my first 3 consecutive hours of sleep since I became a father.
Norm: Lilith's been making you get up with the baby at night when it cries, huh?
Frasier: Well, being a progressive couple, we actually take turns, but last night, as she was gently nudging me with one of her serrated elbows, I fell back on the old yoga trick of lowering my heart rate, holding my breath, and staring blankly as though I was dead.
Woody: And that worked?
Frasier: Nope. Didn't buy it for a minute. See, I'd forgotten it was she that taught me that trick during our honeymoon.