Quote from Sam in Indoor Fun with Sammy and Robby
Sam: All right! Bird for 3. Ha! Robin: Sam, are you going to play chess or listen to your basketball game? Sam: I can do both. Robin: King's Rook to Queen One. Sam: OK. King's Rook to Queen One. Well, in that case, uh... My horsey guy takes your little pointy-headed guy. Robin: You know, you're a... You're a fascinating opponent, obviously unskilled in the finer points of the game. You have an instinctive, raw talent that pulls you through and makes me want to squash you like a bug. Queen takes Bishop. Check. Sam: All right! Jump ball! Oh, God. I wish you could hear this game, you guys. Robin: Sam? Sam, here. Sam? I checked. I checked. Sam: Oh. That's all right. Check. All right. Uh... Well, in that case, um, my castle takes your queen. Get out of that, rich boy.