Cliff Quote #555
Quote from Cliff in Woody or Won't He
Carla: Face it, Rebecca. This dump is filled with wussy wimps.
Cliff: You just hold on there right now, Carla. l, for one, have a very good reason for not riding on that bull.
Norm: Right. He's afraid his keys are gonna fly out of his pocket.
Cliff: Oh, yeah? You guys can go ahead and make fun and all, but you get on that thing, the keys fly out of your pocket, hits you in the eye... You'll never enjoy a View-Master again I'll tell you.
Carla: Baloney, Clavin. You're just a chicken. [bawks]
Cliff: All right! Keep your corns on. I'm the only guy in this waterin' hole, obviously, who is man enough to take on that mechanical beast. Normie, watch my keys, will ya? Safety first.
Norm: What are friends for, Cliff?
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‘Woody or Won't He’ Quotes
Quote from Woody
Woody: Oh, I hope it's a mesquite grill. Then I could make a mess of Aunt Lou's baby back ribs.
Rebecca: It is not a mesquite grill, Woody. It's a mechanical bull.
Woody: Well, it's just as well. Aunt Lou's ribs weren't all that good. Come to think of it, she choked on one of them. Just her luck... It was a week before the Heimlich maneuver came out.
Quote from Woody
Woody: Mrs. Gaines! Jiminy Cricket! Criminy's sake! I don't mean to use foul language, Mrs. Gaines, but, I mean, you've really upset my apple cart.
Quote from Kelly
Kelly: Oh, I almost forgot. Sam.
Sam: Yeah?
Kelly: You're invited to come Saturday, too. After all, you're almost a member of the family. Mother, Sam was the one who introduced Woody and me.
Sam: Actually, no, I didn't.
Kelly: You didn't?
Sam: No.
Kelly: Oh, gee, it would be rude to un-invite you now, so l... l guess we're stuck. Well, we'll see you.