Sam Quote #1238
Quote from Sam in The Art of the Steal
Rebecca: "To deactivate the Triton 5000 Sonic alarm system, find the control panel marked A, and press 4-4-1-2..."
Sam: Great.
Rebecca: "For example. Of course, your code will be a special personalized number that you will choose yourself."
Sam: So what did I just do?
Female Voice: Attention, attention, attention. You have activated the internal laser beam motion detector.
Rebecca: What does that mean?
Sam: Ooh! Oh, this is great. It's just great. I come over for a little action, and I'm stuck in the middle of Star Wars. Give me that thing. "Beams." "Beams." "If the beams are interrupted, there will be an armed response from this company, the Boston Police, and the FBI."
Rebecca: Oh, God, Sam. Not only are we trapped in here, but we can't even move around in here, or we'll set off the alarm system.
Sam: Boy, I wish Cliff and Norm were here.
Rebecca: Why?
Sam: They'd think this was really cool.
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‘The Art of the Steal’ Quotes
Quote from Carla
Rebecca: So, he's coming in town tonight, I haven't seen him for a month, and I don't know... You know, I really need some help here. Now, you've got a reputation of being uninhibited, lowdown, dirty, perverted...
Carla: You should have known me when I was a real slut.
Rebecca: Let me ask you a question. What is the wildest thing you ever did to really get a guy's attention?
Carla: Well, now... Let me see. There was the time I was making love to a guy on a carousel.
Rebecca: Where? An amusement park?
Carla: No, LaGuardia Airport. Want to give it a try?
Quote from Cliff
Frasier: Say, where's Sam off to?
Carla: He's off to a luxury apartment to meet a naked woman.
Cliff: Boy, that guy leads a pretty exciting life compared to us, huh?
Norm: Cliffy, compared to ours, a tapeworm leads a pretty exciting life.
Cliff: You know, I happen to be a bit of an expert on tapeworms. It all goes back to my eighth grade science fair. Everybody else had rabbits and Guinea pigs. I had a tapeworm.
Norm: Really?
Cliff: Yeah, so I couldn't go. Or was that a ringworm?
Norm: Check, please.
Cliff: Uh... Oh, boy, oh, boy. Me and parasites, don't get me started.
Quote from Norm
Frasier: So Cliff's the thimble. I'm the race car. What do you want to be, Norm?
Norm: I'll be the lead pipe, I guess.
Frasier: I don't remember any lead pipe in Monopoly, or this Chinese checker, or these Candyland children. What is this?
Norm: Well, you know, over the years, we've sort of lost parts from the original game, so we mix and match from others.
Frasier: Well, all right. Give me the dice.
Norm: All right. [hands Frasier two large, fuzzy, purple dice]