Carla Quote #819
Quote from Carla in Call Me Irresponsible
Sam: Hey, whoa, where you going? What is that about?
Carla: Those flowers weren't from Eddie.
Sam: What are you talking about?
Carla: His real name isn't Edward, it's Guy ["Gee"].
Cliff: Hah?
Sam: What?
Carla: G-U-Y. Guy ["Gee"]. People just call him Eddie because it's too weenie to say Guy ["Gee"]. All right, which one of you dirt bags sent those gorgeous flowers?
Sam: Hey, come on, we didn't send those. You know I'll betcha Eddie spent about 50 bucks for those flowers.
Cliff: $50? You told me it was gonna be $35.
Carla: Oh! God! I- I don't believe that you guys don't think Eddie's gonna come through. I mean I'll tell you, I got faith in Eddie. He's the best husband in the whole world, and he is gonna come through. You'll see.
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Quote from Sam
Rebecca: Oh, isn't Eddie sweet? Oh, why can't more men send flowers?
Sam: I didn't know Mormons couldn't send flowers.
Rebecca: I said more men, not Mormons.
Sam: I know they can't dance.
Norm: No, Sammy, that's the, that's the Amish.
Sam: W-Why can't Mormons send flowers?
Rebecca: They can.
Sam: Then what are you talking about?
Rebecca: I just wish someone would send me some damn roses.
Sam: Why does it have to be a Mormon?
Rebecca: Oh, come on! [storms off]
Sam: With some people, you just can't discuss religion.
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Evening, everybody.
All: Norm!
Woody: What's going on, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: A flashing sign in my gut that says "Insert beer here."
Quote from Norm
Norm: Yeah, anniversaries can be just great. I'll never forget my first anniversary with Vera. Yeah, we, uh... Oh, my God, I did forget it. Anybody know where I can get a 17-year-old box of candy?