Carla Quote #818
Quote from Carla in Call Me Irresponsible
Man: I got some flowers here for, uh, Carla LeBec.
Carla: Oh, yes! Let the present parade begin! Ah, I wonder what Eddie's plan is. Flowers every hour, or maybe the presents are just gonna get bigger and bigger as the night goes on. I'll tell you, I wouldn't be surprised if I left here tonight with an electric fondue set. Yes! "Happy second anniversary, your loving husband, Edward LeBec."
Norm: Aw.
Woody: Aw, what a guy.
Sam: Yeah, boy, that's really sweet, Carla.
Norm: Yeah. Nice flowers, too.
[Carla takes the flowers out of the vase, throws them in the trash and spits on them]
Woody: I hear that keeps 'em fresh longer.
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Quote from Sam
Rebecca: Oh, isn't Eddie sweet? Oh, why can't more men send flowers?
Sam: I didn't know Mormons couldn't send flowers.
Rebecca: I said more men, not Mormons.
Sam: I know they can't dance.
Norm: No, Sammy, that's the, that's the Amish.
Sam: W-Why can't Mormons send flowers?
Rebecca: They can.
Sam: Then what are you talking about?
Rebecca: I just wish someone would send me some damn roses.
Sam: Why does it have to be a Mormon?
Rebecca: Oh, come on! [storms off]
Sam: With some people, you just can't discuss religion.
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Evening, everybody.
All: Norm!
Woody: What's going on, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: A flashing sign in my gut that says "Insert beer here."
Quote from Norm
Norm: Yeah, anniversaries can be just great. I'll never forget my first anniversary with Vera. Yeah, we, uh... Oh, my God, I did forget it. Anybody know where I can get a 17-year-old box of candy?