Woody Quote #409
Quote from Woody in Call Me Irresponsible
Sam: Okay, 46 to 55. That's the half. Let's see. Uh-oh. Clear the dance floor. Woody won again.
Woody: Thanks.
Norm: "Thanks"? "Thanks"? That's all you're gonna say, "Thanks"?
Woody: Well, sure.
Sam: No, wait a minute, wait a minute. Listen, the only thing that people hate worse than a guy who gloats is a guy who stands there smug when they know that he's gloating on the inside.
Cliff: If you're gonna dance, for God's sake, dance.
Woody: I don't want to dance, you guys. I didn't mean to hurt anybody. I just want to sit here quietly and count my bucks. Let's see, that would be five, ten, fifteen...
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‘Call Me Irresponsible’ Quotes
Quote from Sam
Rebecca: Oh, isn't Eddie sweet? Oh, why can't more men send flowers?
Sam: I didn't know Mormons couldn't send flowers.
Rebecca: I said more men, not Mormons.
Sam: I know they can't dance.
Norm: No, Sammy, that's the, that's the Amish.
Sam: W-Why can't Mormons send flowers?
Rebecca: They can.
Sam: Then what are you talking about?
Rebecca: I just wish someone would send me some damn roses.
Sam: Why does it have to be a Mormon?
Rebecca: Oh, come on! [storms off]
Sam: With some people, you just can't discuss religion.
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Evening, everybody.
All: Norm!
Woody: What's going on, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: A flashing sign in my gut that says "Insert beer here."
Quote from Norm
Norm: Yeah, anniversaries can be just great. I'll never forget my first anniversary with Vera. Yeah, we, uh... Oh, my God, I did forget it. Anybody know where I can get a 17-year-old box of candy?