Woody Quote #350
Quote from Woody in Bar Wars II: The Woodman Strikes Back
Ed Fogerty: Well, I wish I could give all of you an award, but there can only be one winner...
Gary: Surprise, Malone. I made it.
Sam: Hey. No, he's disqualified. He's late. [booing] You were late, man.
Gary: I didn't get the message about the time change. They tried to keep me away, but it didn't work.
Man: Yeah, right! It didn't work.
Sam: That's a lie and you should be disqualified for making a slanderous remark and for wearing that shirt with those pants. [laughs]
Ed Fogerty: There's still time for another entry.
Gary: All right! [cackles] Here. Try a real Bloody Mary.
Ed Fogerty: [raises Gary's hand] Hands down, the winner.
Gary: All right! [chants] Olde Towne Tavern! Olde Towne Tavern! Olde Towne Tavern! Olde Towne Tavern! [talks] Hey! Hey, hey, Sam here's a little bit of advice for you: give up while you got a shred of dignity left. Oops, too late.
Sam: All clear?
Tim: All clear. [cheering]
Sam: [hugs "Ed Fogerty"] Oh, my man Woody! That's good, man. Take that makeup off.
‘Bar Wars II: The Woodman Strikes Back’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson. There's a cold one waiting for you.
Norm: I know. And if she calls, I'm not here.
Quote from Carla
Carla: Woody, you just you don't know what you're getting yourself into. I mean, those guys at Gary's are vicious. They could strip you naked, paint you red and put you on a subway.
Woody: They wouldn't do that.
Carla: They did it to me. But I got the best of 'em.
Norm: How's that?
Carla: I loved it.
Quote from Lilith
Woody: Oh, hi, Dr. Sternin. Dr. Crane isn't here.
Lilith: I know. He's at home, and that's why I'm not.
Carla: Whoa-ho! Trouble in Casa de Wacko?
Lilith: Not really. Scotch, Woody. I'm just not looking forward to going home. Frasier's giving me every indication that he expects me to indulge in another one of his silly little fantasies tonight, but it's really rather personal.
Carla: I know just what you mean. Husbands can drive you nuts about stuff like that. Take my Eddie. He borrowed this fairy princess costume from the ice show. Really. Every Friday night, I have to dress up and put a magic sex spell on him.
Lilith: Well, as long as we're sharing, here's what I have waiting for me. Every so often, Frasier likes to regress to his childhood. First, he insists on calling me Mommy. I fix him cinnamon toast and strawberry milk. Then it's bath time - one of my favorites - followed by my tucking him into bed and singing "All the Pretty Little Horses." After that, we make love until the windows rattle.
Carla: Men! They're really something, aren't they? Oh, by the way, about all that fairy princess stuff? I was just kidding.
Lilith: Ah, so was l.
Carla: Oh, right, Mommy. Hey, guys, get a load of this!
Lilith: Oh! Carla! Carla!