Ed Fogerty: Well, I wish I could give all of you an award, but there can only be one winner...
Gary: Surprise, Malone. I made it.
Sam: Hey. No, he's disqualified. He's late. [booing] You were late, man.
Gary: I didn't get the message about the time change. They tried to keep me away, but it didn't work.
Man: Yeah, right! It didn't work.
Sam: That's a lie and you should be disqualified for making a slanderous remark and for wearing that shirt with those pants. [laughs]
Ed Fogerty: There's still time for another entry.
Gary: All right! [cackles] Here. Try a real Bloody Mary.
Ed Fogerty: [raises Gary's hand] Hands down, the winner.
Gary: All right! [chants] Olde Towne Tavern! Olde Towne Tavern! Olde Towne Tavern! Olde Towne Tavern! [talks] Hey! Hey, hey, Sam here's a little bit of advice for you: give up while you got a shred of dignity left. Oops, too late.
Sam: All clear?
Tim: All clear. [cheering]
Sam: [hugs "Ed Fogerty"] Oh, my man Woody! That's good, man. Take that makeup off.