Sam Quote #983
Quote from Sam in To All the Girls I've Loved Before
Frasier: Sam, you know, you've been uncharacteristically mute. I mean, surely you have some opinion on this.
Sam: No, no, do it, man. I think you should walk off together into the sunset, you know? Live happily ever after.
Frasier: "Translation: Frasier Crane, you're a complete fool if you get married."
Sam: I did not say that.
Frasier: Now, listen, Sam, I know exactly what you're thinking. I mean, every fiber of your body speaks it. You live it every day. Give me one good reason why the single life is better than being married.
Sam: Okay, uh... Well, let's see. When I get home, I don't have to explain to anybody, uh, where I've been or what I've been doing. If I was out having a good time, I don't have to call home to see if I can stay later.
Hugh: Oh, that reminds me. [rushes to the pay phone]
Sam: There, right there. There you go. See, that's what you're losing, man. Your freedom. You know, I can eat doughnuts for dinner if I want to. Nobody nags me to put down the toilet seat. I am the king of my own remote control. I can date anybody I want to, and if somebody better turns up - and somebody always does, bless their hearts - then I can date them the very next night. You know, I don't have to worry about forgetting an anniversary, no mother-in-laws, no father-in-laws, no laws, period.
Frasier: I only asked for one reason.
Cheers Quotes
‘To All the Girls I've Loved Before’ Quotes
Quote from Lilith
Frasier: You know, it's uncanny, my darling, but there's not a room you step foot into where you're not the most beautiful woman there.
Lilith: That's deplorable sentence structure, Frasier. What you mean to say is that I am the most beautiful woman in any room I enter.
Frasier: Yes. Well, thank you for correcting me in front of 30 people.
Quote from Frasier
Sam: Hey, the big day is around the corner, isn't it?
Frasier: Yeah, next Saturday. Lilith and I have been in the process of writing, editing, rewriting, and researching our wedding vows.
Quote from Lilith
Rebecca: Uh, Lilith? What do you say we have a little get-together at my place tonight?
Lilith: That would be lovely.
Rebecca: Now, you're gonna have to tell me who to invite, because I don't know... anything about you.
Lilith: I only wish there were some way I could repay you, Rebecca.
Rebecca: Oh, don't mention it.
Lilith: If you ever need to admit a family member to a mental institution, I could certainly speed up the paperwork.
Rebecca: That's very dear of you.