Diane Quote #674
Quote from Diane in One Last Fling
Sam: Well, l- l- l don't know. I- I don't know what to say to make this right, except I'm sorry.
Diane: Would 24 hours of wild, uninhibited, hedonistic sexual carousing with anything in a tube top suffice?
Sam: In- In a-addition to saying I'm sorry?
Diane: Sam, you can apologize till the cows come home, but it won't alleviate the problem. After much consideration, I propose that you go on a flesh binge. Sow your wild oats. Get it out of your system. Savor your last kernel of popcorn.
Sam: Are you serious?
Diane: Absolutely. It's the only way we can establish a clean slate. No guilt, no remorse, no regrets. So dive into that little black book of yours and enjoy.
Sam: Oh, you know, I threw that dumb thing away when we got engaged.
Diane: I'm sure you have one or two numbers etched in your memory.
Sam: You listen to me. I'm only going to agree to do this because I love you, Diane.
Diane: Well, don't do it for me, Sam. Do it for the health of our future marriage.
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Quote from Woody
Frasier: Hi, Wood. Let me get a beer, will you? Oh, say, what'd you do to your thumb there?
Woody: Oh, well, it's a long story, but, uh, I was playing this guy some pool last night, and I had this one-four-seven combination.
Frasier: Yeah.
Woody: So, I was trying to show off and sink all of them in one shot, but the balls were positioned in such a way that I had to lean way over the edge of the table and get in a kind of twisted-up...
Frasier: Yeah, so, what, you fell and you broke your thumb?
Woody: No. I still couldn't get the shot, so I went and got the bridge and I got up on a chair and I put all my weight on the bridge.
Frasier: And it snapped and you fell and broke your thumb?
Woody: No. I made the shot and I beat the guy.
Frasier: Oh, so he got angry and he broke your thumb, right?
Woody: No, I beat him fair and square and he paid me the ten bucks he owed me.
Frasier: So, how did you break your thumb?
Woody: I slipped on the ice on the way home.
Frasier: Woody, why did you go into all that long-winded detail about the game?
Woody: Well, now, it wouldn't have been much of a story without the pool stuff.
Man: Hello, Woody. What happened to your thumb?
Woody: Oh, I slipped on the ice.
Frasier: Woody, why didn't you tell him the long, drawn-out version?
Woody: That's the guy I was playing pool with.
Quote from Frasier
Carla: What the hell is keeping Diane? I'm gonna be late for school.
Frasier: School, Carla? Well, I must say I'm delightfully astonished. You know, I've always held that adult education is one of the finest gifts that one can give oneself. Kudos on joining the ever-burgeoning ranks of enlightened, wondering minds seeking betterment through knowledge.
Carla: It's traffic school, you nimrod.
Quote from Carla
Norm: You got pinched, huh, Carla?
Carla: Yeah, speeding. But it wasn't my fault. There was a leaf stuck on my windshield, and I had to gun her up to 80 to blow it off.
Woody: What, and the cop didn't believe you?
Carla: No. Couldn't be bribed, either.
Cliff: Carla, what, you offered a policeman money?
Carla: Money? With a body like this? Huh.