Diane Quote #662
Quote from Diane in Never Love a Goalie, Part 1
Diane: Sorry I'm late. The first day of the trial went a little longer than I expected.
Sam: Oh, that's all right. Just grab an apron. We got the Bruins playing tonight. And the Eddie LeBec Fan Club is holding forth, led by President Carla Tortelli.
Diane: Right. Luck of the draw. I think I have gotten the most challenging and interesting case of the year.
Sam: Oh, that's great. Listen, do me a favor, will ya? Go upstairs and get me some change, please?
Diane: Fine. Of course, I can't discuss the details of the trial, but, oh, only if I could.
Sam: Quarters. Mostly quarters, yeah.
Diane: I can tell you that I've been chosen foreman of the jury.
Sam: Well, that's great. Yeah, listen, you do good with this change thing, and I'll make you captain of the bar.
Diane: Well, just as well that I'm leaving. I wouldn't want to slip and divulge too much information. Particularly in this case. Attempted murder. [chuckles] This is the last place I'd talk about it. Once I let something out, you'd all be prodding me endlessly for details.
Norm: Sammy, is Diane coming in today?
Sam: [chuckling] Yeah.
Cheers Quotes
‘Never Love a Goalie, Part 1’ Quotes
Quote from Woody
Sam: Woody, get that man a club soda, no ice, two slices of lime, and a red straw.
Woody: [chuckles] Is that really what you want?
Eddie LeBec: Yes, sir.
Woody: How'd you know that, Sam?
Sam: He ordered it yesterday.
Woody: Oh, well, then I'd better hurry.
Quote from Carla
Carla: But he pays for everything. You know, movies, parking, refreshments. Do you know how much a tub of popcorn is going for these days?
Norm: It's, uh, $3.70 at the Alto.
Carla: Yeah, that Eddie takes care of me real good.
Sam: But you're not falling for him, right?
Carla: Oh, look, who are we fooling here, Sam? I mean, you know my luck with men. You can't swing a dead cat without hitting some bum who once dumped on me. And Eddie LeBec is a star. You know, once he's been here a while, he'll know a lot more people, and it's "Bye-bye, Carla."
Sam: Hey.
Carla: No way some guy like that ends up with me.
Sam: Listen, will you stop cutting yourself short? You offer a lot of things to a guy.
Carla: Oh, yeah, sure. Six kids, mortgage up to my ears, stack of bills, dead-end job and fallen arches.
Sam: You know, if I weren't already engaged...
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Dr. Frasier Crane, noted psychiatrist, winner of the Mildred Bergen Fellowship, author of 27 published articles, is out on bail.
Diane: Frasier, what happened?
Frasier: Well, you know, I've always prided myself on being a man of control and maturity. But suddenly I was swept up into this crowd's excitement. Well, damn me to a junior college for saying it, I was enjoying myself. But I guess the controlled mayhem of the situation made me more assertive. Also, there was this guy sitting in front of me who insisted on wearing his cowboy hat. Well, I asked this huckleberry several times to remove it, and he refused, and so then I just took it off his head and handed it to him, and he handed it back to me with his fist in it. [Sam laughs] Next thing I know, I'm in a holding cell at some North End station house with the cast of The Road Warrior.
Woody: Did you get Mel Gibson's autograph?
Sam: So, uh, so you had a little fight. You stood up for yourself. Come on, look me in the eye face-to-face here. Didn't it feel great?
Frasier: Well, I have to admit, there was a moment there when I had a feeling of satisfaction like never before in my life. Sorry, Diane.