Diane Quote #646
Quote from Diane in Diamond Sam
Sam: Boy, I'm starved. I hear it's a great restaurant. You're quite the little chatterbox tonight.
Diane: Oh, you want me to talk?
Sam: Well, it's not necessary.
Diane: Fine, I'll talk. I don't appreciate being given junk jewelry and then lied to about it.
Sam: Oh, now, wait a second, that is not junk jewelry, Diane.
Diane: Oh, Sam, please, no more lies. How could you pledge your troth with a paste ring?
Sam: Oh, that is not a paste ring! All right, all right, there was there was another ring. I... But I switched it for the one in the window. I swear to God I did, Diane!
Diane: Oh, please, don't bother swearing.
Sam: You have no idea what this day has-
Diane: I know this obviously means nothing to you. I'd rather go without than wear a lie. [throws the ring out the window]
Sam: No, no, no! [tires screeching] [crashing]
Diane: Explain that part about switching rings again.
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Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Well, Diane, Sam, congratulations to both of you. Diane, I hope you're planning to stay for the entire ceremony this time. Ours was... [laughs] Ours was very touching, I thought.
Quote from Carla
Carla: Where is Sam?
Diane: "Where is Sam?" [quietly] I think she's starting to relate to her environment again.
Frasier: Well, I think we've made great progress. Carla, can you tell me who Sam is?
Carla: Of course. He's my boss.
Frasier: Did you know that he is now engaged to be married?
Carla: Yes. I'm very happy for him.
Frasier: See how well we've done?
Diane: Carla... who is the charming soul that has agreed to marry him?
Carla: Norm.
Frasier: Well, I'm not the miracle worker.
Quote from Woody
Sam: Due to our desire to be... What?
Diane: Conjoined.
Sam: Conjoined, uh hey, well, Diane and l, uh, would like you to, uh, celebrate with us by, uh, toasting our nuptials.
Woody: Ouch.
Sam: No, no, Woody, it's, uh...