Sam Quote #763

Quote from Sam in Diamond Sam

Sam: Here we go. The one you wanted and, uh, three more.
Diane: Oh, Sam!
Sam: What?
Diane: You impetuous fool. Oh, I love them.
Sam: [chuckling] Oh.
Diane: Oh, thank you.
Sam: Uh-huh.
Diane: Wait a minute. You were gone an awfully long time. I thought you were just going to your car.
Sam: Well, I got a... A parking ticket, and l, uh, I wanted to fight it in court.

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 ‘Diamond Sam’ Quotes

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: Well, Diane, Sam, congratulations to both of you. Diane, I hope you're planning to stay for the entire ceremony this time. Ours was... [laughs] Ours was very touching, I thought.

Quote from Carla

Carla: Where is Sam?
Diane: "Where is Sam?" [quietly] I think she's starting to relate to her environment again.
Frasier: Well, I think we've made great progress. Carla, can you tell me who Sam is?
Carla: Of course. He's my boss.
Frasier: Did you know that he is now engaged to be married?
Carla: Yes. I'm very happy for him.
Frasier: See how well we've done?
Diane: Carla... who is the charming soul that has agreed to marry him?
Carla: Norm.
Frasier: Well, I'm not the miracle worker.

Quote from Woody

Sam: Due to our desire to be... What?
Diane: Conjoined.
Sam: Conjoined, uh hey, well, Diane and l, uh, would like you to, uh, celebrate with us by, uh, toasting our nuptials.
Woody: Ouch.
Sam: No, no, Woody, it's, uh...