Sam Quote #762
Quote from Sam in Diamond Sam
Sam: Uh, no, Diane, uh, wait a second here. Uh, I can't... I can't let you go through with this.
Diane: What?
Sam: Well, uh, l... I bought that dress for ya.
Diane: Sam Malone.
Sam: Yeah.
Diane: I don't believe you.
Sam: No, it's a fact. It's in my car right up there.
Diane: Oh, you scamp. Oh, go get it, please.
Sam: Uh, you know, I... l was kinda hopin' to surprise you with it.
Diane: Well, I already know about it now.
Sam: Right. What am I standin' here for then, huh? [both laugh] Say, you know, that's, uh that was such an interesting dress. How would you describe that color?
Diane: Pink.
Sam: Pink! Right. You always know the perfect word. Pink. Who woulda thought?
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‘Diamond Sam’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Well, Diane, Sam, congratulations to both of you. Diane, I hope you're planning to stay for the entire ceremony this time. Ours was... [laughs] Ours was very touching, I thought.
Quote from Carla
Carla: Where is Sam?
Diane: "Where is Sam?" [quietly] I think she's starting to relate to her environment again.
Frasier: Well, I think we've made great progress. Carla, can you tell me who Sam is?
Carla: Of course. He's my boss.
Frasier: Did you know that he is now engaged to be married?
Carla: Yes. I'm very happy for him.
Frasier: See how well we've done?
Diane: Carla... who is the charming soul that has agreed to marry him?
Carla: Norm.
Frasier: Well, I'm not the miracle worker.
Quote from Woody
Sam: Due to our desire to be... What?
Diane: Conjoined.
Sam: Conjoined, uh hey, well, Diane and l, uh, would like you to, uh, celebrate with us by, uh, toasting our nuptials.
Woody: Ouch.
Sam: No, no, Woody, it's, uh...