Sam Quote #671
Quote from Sam in Strange Bedfellows, Part 2
Sam: I'm sorry I'm late. Oh, hey, I bet you can't guess who I met at Janet's house last night.
Diane: Sam, please.
Sam: What?
Diane: This is really getting out of hand. In the month that you've been dating the lovely Councillor Eldridge you've done nothing but drop names. You'd think you'd never seen a celebrity before. So spare me your stargazing. [exits]
Norm: Hey, hey, Gary Hart. Gary Hart, there he is.
Sam: Oh, hey, senator.
Gary Hart: Hi, Sam, you left your coat in my car last night.
Sam: That's sweet of you to bring it by. Thank you.
Gary Hart: Least I could do for a Trivial Pursuit partner. By the way, thanks for your help with those sports questions.
Sam: Well, that's my strong point. Thank you for helping me with everything else.
Gary Hart: That's my strong point.
Sam: Yeah.
Cheers Quotes
‘Strange Bedfellows, Part 2’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Evening, everybody.
All: Norm!
Woody: What's going down, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: My cheeks on this barstool.
Quote from Diane
Diane: The last time we had an official parting of the ways there was some question as to who left whom. That is why this time I've gone to the trouble of tendering my resignation in the written form. Legal precedent states that the written document always supersedes the spoken word, especially when it's spoken by a goof.
Sam: Oh, fine. Fine. Who cares? See you in the funny papers.
Diane: Oh, that's perfect. The funny papers. Don't say another word. Let that be the last utterance I remember. And now I'm off to begin a new life. I shall forget you in a trice.
Sam: Oh, a trice? Please, let that be the last word I hear from you.
Diane: You troglodyte.
Sam: That's even better!
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Welcome to the losers' club, baby. Now that you've paid your dues, here's your membership card. Yeah, we're a pair, aren't we? A couple of chumps that life just kicked in the teeth, and why am I talking like Broderick Crawford?
Diane: Frasier, I know you think I'm jealous of Janet and Sam's relationship, but I'm not. I just don't want to see him get hurt. That's really all there is to it.
Frasier: I think you're kidding yourself, Diane. We both know the reason you've been down in the dumps. But believe me, there's no need to be. Sam is not really happy with that woman. Just imagine the mental strain it must be trying to use the right fork all the time. Don't give up hope. I haven't.
Diane: You're a lovely man. I'm sorry I hurt you. I wish there was some way I could make you forgive me.
Frasier: Well, marry me. Bear my children. Let me die in your arms.
Diane: I was thinking more along the lines of making fudge.
Frasier: Well, I like your fudge.