Frasier Quote #108
Quote from Frasier in Diane Chambers Day
Cliff: Well, I heard from one of the guys down in the junk-mail room that there's a new act down at the old Wham Bam Room.
Norm: Oh, hot dog. Presenting the finest in nudie entertainment. Come on, Fras, what do you say? Let's go.
Frasier: Oh, you're inviting me along to this evening of devilment?
Norm: Sure. You got a credit card, don't you? There you go.
Frasier: You know, I'm not so sure if it really fits in with my image, you know?
Carla: A desperately lonely character on the make?
Frasier: Well, I guess I'm in. [beeper] Oh, sure. Just when I'm about to have fun. That's Mrs. Benedict.
Norm: How did you know that?
Frasier: Oh, because she's the person I'd least like to hear from. Even her beep is whiny. Excuse me, just two seconds.
Cheers Quotes
‘Diane Chambers Day’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Sam: How's life in the fast lane, Normie?
Norm: Beats me. I can't find the on-ramp.
Quote from Norm
Cliff: Hey, hey, your brow is a little furrowed there, my friend. What's the boney, Maroney?
Norm: Well, Vera's getting the urge to go on vacation again.
Sam: Oh.
Cliff: Don't worry. It'll pass. Happens every year.
Norm: No, I think she's serious this time. Maps have been unfolded.
Jackie: Where does she wanna go?
Norm: The tropics. Says she wants to lay in the sand and bake in the sun. I offered a compromise. I said, just turn up the radiator and stick your feet in the cat box.
Frasier: And she didn't go for that?
Norm: No, no. It's my own damn fault. You know, I think I've spoiled that woman.
Quote from Carla
Sam: So how'd it go?
Carla: Well, I had a problem with one of the customers.
Sam: Oh, yeah, what?
Carla: He refused to keep his hands on me.