Norm Quote #372

Quote from Norm in Diane Chambers Day

Cliff: Hey, hey, your brow is a little furrowed there, my friend. What's the boney, Maroney?
Norm: Well, Vera's getting the urge to go on vacation again.
Sam: Oh.
Cliff: Don't worry. It'll pass. Happens every year.
Norm: No, I think she's serious this time. Maps have been unfolded.
Jackie: Where does she wanna go?
Norm: The tropics. Says she wants to lay in the sand and bake in the sun. I offered a compromise. I said, just turn up the radiator and stick your feet in the cat box.
Frasier: And she didn't go for that?
Norm: No, no. It's my own damn fault. You know, I think I've spoiled that woman.

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 ‘Diane Chambers Day’ Quotes

Quote from Norm

Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Sam: How's life in the fast lane, Normie?
Norm: Beats me. I can't find the on-ramp.

Quote from Carla

Sam: So how'd it go?
Carla: Well, I had a problem with one of the customers.
Sam: Oh, yeah, what?
Carla: He refused to keep his hands on me.

Quote from Woody

Woody: Mr. Peterson, if you want the vacation of a lifetime, without spending a fortune, I have one word for you.
Norm: Yeah?
Woody: Hanover, Indiana.
Norm: All right. Well, what would I do for excitement in, say, Hanover, Indiana?
Woody: Well, if you leave right away, you can catch the Corn Parade. Now, that's kind of like the Rose Parade. But instead of using flowers for the floats...
Cliff: They use corn.
Woody: You've heard of it.