Diane Quote #419
Quote from Diane in Birth, Death, Love and Rice
Diane: Sam, what is it? Tell me what you have to say and then leave, please.
Sam: Listen, I want you to come back to Cheers. I don't think you belong here, Diane.
Diane: No, Sam, I do belong here. Although I'm not of their order, the sisters took me in, and working here among them has helped me find the peace that had so eluded me. Besides, if I came back to Cheers, it would lead to nothing but terrible problems between you and me.
Sam: No, no, it's not like that anymore. Because all I feel for you is the concern of a friend. The same way I would for, say, Norm or a dog.
Diane: You say that, but you know our passions always overcome our intentions. We say it's over, and yet we still end up in each other's arms, hugging, then kissing, perhaps lightly at first but then with open mouths hungry, probing tongues...
Sam: Go on, please.
Diane: I appreciate the offer, Sam, but I'm needed here, and I need to be here and I need to be needed here.
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Quote from Woody
Woody: Excuse me, my name's Woody Boyd.
Sam: Woody. Hi, I'm Sam Malone.
Woody: Howdy. I'm a friend of Coach's. Is he around?
Sam: I'm sorry, Woody. I guess you hadn't heard. No, Coach passed away a couple of months ago. But, yeah, I'd like to think he's still around.
Woody: Coach, gone. I can hardly believe it.
Sam: Well, he had a lot of friends. I don't- I don't remember him mentioning a Woody.
Woody: Well, we never met. We were kind of like pen pals.
Sam: You exchanged letters?
Woody: No, pens. It was Coach's idea.
Sam: Oh, well, that figures.
Quote from Sam
Sam: I bet you wanna know how it went in Italy.
Norm: Uh... No, no, not really. How about you, Cliffie?
Sam: Well, I'm gonna tell you anyway. Got off the plane and I took a cab to the Marino estate, where I had been told they were gonna get married. But they wouldn't let me in, so I jumped over the fence and landed in the middle of seven snarling rottweilers.
Cliff: Ooh, rottweilers. It comes from the German word "Rott--"
Sam: Uh, Cliff, shut up.
Cliff: Yes, sir.
Sam: Luckily, I outsmarted the dogs by diving into a moat. While the police were fishing me out, I discovered that Diane and Frasier had decided to get married someplace else. This was right before they threw me in jail.
Norm: Jail? How'd you get out?
Sam: Well, a local landowner bailed me out. Actually, he didn't bail me out. There's a different system over there. He purchased me. Seems... Seems his ox died or something. I really don't wanna talk about this anymore. I'm gonna be in my office. Oh, yeah, one more thing. I am through with that woman forever. I will never think about, see or mention her ever again. And if anyone even uses the words "Diane Chambers," I will have no other choice but to kill that person. [exits]
Customer: Wow. Poor guy. Who is this Diane Chambers anyhow?
[Sam emerges from his office with a golf club]
Sam: Who said that?
[After the customer and Norm point to Cliff, Sam chases him into the back room]
Cliff: No! No! No!
Quote from Cliff
Cliff: So while it's a common belief that the Tyrannosaurus rex was the king of the dinosaurs, you know, as a-- As indicated by the appellative "-saurus," the smartest of the spiny reptiles was actually the thyropatroid.