Cliff Quote #172
Quote from Cliff in The Mail Goes to Jail
Carla: Say, Cliffie, what do you suppose is going to happen when the big guy walks through that door?
Cliff: Well, I think our attitude should be he's paid his debt to society. Let him start a new life, I say.
Sam: That's not exactly what Carla had in mind, Cliff.
Coach: He's going to be plenty sore at you, Cliffo.
Cliff: Well, I suppose he is, Coach, and perhaps justly so.
Carla: Perhaps?
Cliff: Underneath that anger is going to be love and understanding. See, we go back a long way, he and l. When that big fella comes in, I'm just going to go up to him, admit my error and ask for his forgiveness.
Carla: Here comes Norm now.
Cliff: Ah, good. If I know him, his understanding will not long be withheld. [Cliff runs as Norm storms into the bar]
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‘The Mail Goes to Jail’ Quotes
Quote from Coach
Cliff: All right, look, I'll call and see what the penalty is, but it's got to be anonymous.
Coach: OK, everybody in favor of Cliff calling, raise your hand. [all hands go up] It's anonymous. Not even an extension.
Quote from Diane
Diane: Bambi?
Sam: Yeah, what's wrong with that?
Diane: Well, I suppose it's better than Dumbo or Goofy. Not as appropriate, but...
Sam: Coach, can I have my flashlight, please?
Diane: You know, Sam I can't help but noticing that Bambi wasn't the same little deer that you left here with on Friday.
Sam: No, I got rid of Cindy. We weren't compatible.
Diane: Really? What was the problem there?
Sam: Dumb as a post.
Diane: Oh, with so much in common, I can't imagine why you two went awry.
Sam: No, I'm serious. I mean, she just wasn't my intellectual equal.
Diane: You should have said you're looking for an intellectual equal. I could introduce you to something that's growing on my shower curtain.
Quote from Cliff
Norm: How many letters you got left?
Cliff: I don't know. Seven or eight. [eats soup] Boy, this tastes good.
Norm: Hey, these are all on my way home. Let me drop these off for you, Cliffie. I've got to go home anyway.
Cliff: No, Norm, you're not trained. You're not qualified.
Norm: What qualified? You drop them in a slot. A chimp could do it.
Cliff: A chimp? No way. They did a study at the University of Michigan. Chimps were 32% slower. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, they were better with customer relations and everything, but...