Quote from Diane in The Mail Goes to Jail
Diane: Bambi? Sam: Yeah, what's wrong with that? Diane: Well, I suppose it's better than Dumbo or Goofy. Not as appropriate, but... Sam: Coach, can I have my flashlight, please? Diane: You know, Sam I can't help but noticing that Bambi wasn't the same little deer that you left here with on Friday. Sam: No, I got rid of Cindy. We weren't compatible. Diane: Really? What was the problem there? Sam: Dumb as a post. Diane: Oh, with so much in common, I can't imagine why you two went awry. Sam: No, I'm serious. I mean, she just wasn't my intellectual equal. Diane: You should have said you're looking for an intellectual equal. I could introduce you to something that's growing on my shower curtain.