Diane Quote #365
Quote from Diane in King of the Hill
Sam: Come on! Hey, people don't pay to watch their baseball stars stink. They pay to watch them relive their old glories.
Carla: You know, Sammy, I was more thrilled than anybody to see you out there flinging it again, but even I was a little embarrassed when you put one in Babette's ear 'cause she was crowding the plate.
Sam: Hey, the plate belongs to me. If she can't stand the heat, she shouldn't have crossed the baseline. Hey, come on, here. We're celebrating, guys.
Coach: Sam, you mean you knocked a girl down?
Sam: No, Coach, I didn't knock a girl down. I knocked a batter down. I mean, she was halfway across the plate.
Coach: Oh, halfway across the plate, she deserves it. Let's celebrate.
Diane: Oh, yes, by all means. Let's celebrate. This is such a major accomplishment, Sam. I think you're ready to take on the Camp Fire Girls All-Stars.
Norm: Way to go, Diane.
Cheers Quotes
‘King of the Hill’ Quotes
Quote from Carla
Diane: Carla, I don't think you should be engaging in strenuous activity when you're with child.
Carla: If I didn't do things with child, I'd never leave the house. The only thing I ever did without child resulted in one.
Quote from Coach
Lenny: Hi. Is Sam Malone here?
Coach: No, he isn't. What can I buy from you? What am I saying? What can I get you?
Lenny: Well, I'll have a beer. Say, my name is Lenny Barnes. I'm the publicist for the Chamber of Commerce charity softball game this Saturday. I'm looking for Sam Malone.
Coach: No, I can tell you right now, Lenny. He wouldn't be interested in that kind of thing. I mean, nobody with any dignity wants to get into those sideshow carnival things, where everybody's made to look stupid. Nobody.
Lenny: Hey, aren't you Ernie Pantusso?
Coach: I'd be honored to do it.
Lenny: Well, I don't think we need anybody else.
Coach: Oh, well. I find it hard to get up to Fenway these days.
Lenny: Yeah, the old memories come back?
Coach: No, I keep getting the wrong bus. I must have an old schedule.
Lenny: Wow, I guess those stories about you are true.
Coach: That they are, Lenny. That they are.
Quote from Norm
Steve: Hey, Norm, your car's unlocked. Someone might steal your laundry.
Norm: What laundry?
Steve: That big, lumpy bundle on the front seat of your car.
Norm: Oh, that's my mother-in-law. She had kind of a rough flight and she nodded out the second she hit the upholstery.
Diane: And you left her out there in an unattended automobile?
Norm: I threw a blanket over her and I left her a note in case she comes to.
Diane: She's lucky to have you as a son-in-law, Norman.
Norm: Yeah. I give her the red-carpet treatment, I guess. [hands bar nuts to a passing man] Hey, pal. Could you do me a favor and toss these in the blue Civic out in front?