Quote from Coach in King of the Hill
Lenny: Hi. Is Sam Malone here? Coach: No, he isn't. What can I buy from you? What am I saying? What can I get you? Lenny: Well, I'll have a beer. Say, my name is Lenny Barnes. I'm the publicist for the Chamber of Commerce charity softball game this Saturday. I'm looking for Sam Malone. Coach: No, I can tell you right now, Lenny. He wouldn't be interested in that kind of thing. I mean, nobody with any dignity wants to get into those sideshow carnival things, where everybody's made to look stupid. Nobody. Lenny: Hey, aren't you Ernie Pantusso? Coach: I'd be honored to do it. Lenny: Well, I don't think we need anybody else. Coach: Oh, well. I find it hard to get up to Fenway these days. Lenny: Yeah, the old memories come back? Coach: No, I keep getting the wrong bus. I must have an old schedule. Lenny: Wow, I guess those stories about you are true. Coach: That they are, Lenny. That they are.