Coach Quote #294
Sam: Yeah, we're kind of curious here. Who's your secret admirer?
Carla: [whispers in Sam's ear] It's none of your damn business.
Sam: Thank you, Carla.
Coach: Sam, what did she say?
Sam: None of your damn business.
Coach: Well, excuse me for living. What if I said that to you when you asked me to show you how to throw a knuckleball?
Sam: You did.
Coach: Oh, so we're even.
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Coach: Boy, am I exhausted.
Norm: Not much sleep, huh?
Coach: No, Normie, I slept like a baby. It's just that I dreamed I had insomnia all night.
Cliff: You know, someday that man's head is gonna open up and a prize will pop out.
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Coach: OK, folks. Just to help you pass time away while you're waiting for your table upstairs, I'm going to show you a little trick that never fails to leave people with their mouths wide open. I'm going to guess your age by asking you three simple questions. OK?
Man: Sounds like fun.
Coach: Good. OK, first question. What year were you born?
Man: You gotta be kidding.
Coach: Please, bare with me, will you?
Man: 1949.
Coach: 1949. OK, second question. Uh, How much do you weigh?
Man: About 185 pounds.
Coach: 185 pounds. OK, third and last question. What do you do for a living?
Man: I'm a carpet salesman.
Coach: Carpet salesman. OK, I should have an answer for you right after dinner.
Man: After dinner?
Coach: Yeah, I didn't realize I had to carry a number.