Sam: Yeah, we're kind of curious here. Who's your secret admirer?
Carla: [whispers in Sam's ear] It's none of your damn business.
Sam: Thank you, Carla.
Coach: Sam, what did she say?
Sam: None of your damn business.
Coach: Well, excuse me for living. What if I said that to you when you asked me to show you how to throw a knuckleball?
Sam: You did.
Coach: Oh, so we're even.