Carla Quote #283
Dr. Ludlow: Carla, my proposal was not exactly met with the enthusiasm I expected, and it suddenly occurred to me that I never heard the word "yes".
Carla: I know. Look, Benny, I got to tell you some things. Would you sit down for a minute?
Dr. Ludlow: Oh. This sounds serious.
Carla: It is. It is. Uh... Have you seen The Brady Bunch?
Dr. Ludlow: Yes, I think so.
Carla: Well, picture them with knives.
Dr. Ludlow: I don't understand.
Carla: I have five kids.
Dr. Ludlow: Five?
Carla: Well, five and counting. You're going to be a daddy.
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Man: 1949.
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