Coach Quote #275
Quote from Coach in Coach in Love, Part 2
Coach: You know what really hurts the most?
Sam: What?
Coach: I thought right up to the very last moment she'd call. How could I have been so wrong?
Diane: You just wanted it to happen so badly you never thought it wouldn't.
Coach: No, Diane. No, I never doubted it. I thought we'd get together. But I guess the money did change her.
Diane: I guess it did.
Coach: You want to know something? I'm starting to wonder if we would have made that good a couple. Come on, let's get some pizza. [phone rings] Boy, life with her sure ain't boring.
Diane: Coach, don't answer that phone. We both know like you do that it's Irene, but why not teach her a lesson?
Coach: No, Diane. If she was thoughtful enough to call... [answers phone] Look, honey, let me do the talking. If I hear your voice, I might change my mind. You're better off with the rich guy. I realize that even if you don't. Now, look, we had some good times, just take care of yourself, huh? [hangs up] I hope she understands.
Sam: Coach, wait a second here. Did you actually hear her voice on the phone?
Coach: I didn't have to, Sam. It was her.
Diane: So it's all over?
Coach: Well, it's all over for me. I still feel sorry for her. [phone rings] Poor kid. [exits]
Diane: [to Sam as he heads to the phone] It's her. [sings] Isn't it romantic...
Cheers Quotes
‘Coach in Love, Part 2’ Quotes
Quote from Diane
Sam: Well, she can't stop thinking about me. Obviously, little Miss Sue has a bad case of Sammy-itis.
Diane: Sometimes known as the swine flu. Sam, admit it. The poor woman had a low threshold for overbearing bores.
Sam: Well, I got an idea. Maybe I could send her a relief map of my body.
Diane: Or you could send her a life-sized portrait of your brain. I know a good miniaturist.
Sam: No, that's not sexy enough.
Quote from Carla
Sam: Oh, Carla, I hate to criticize, but I can't believe you actually read these sleazy scandal sheets. I mean, look at this. Even I'm above this. "Big Foot Stole My Wife." "Have Aliens Taken Over Your Pet?" I mean, this is garbage!
Carla: For your information, Sam, I don't read those articles. I think they're just as stupid as you do. I get it because they happen to have a great crossword puzzle. OK, let's see. Seven across. Five-headed cow born in Vermont. Maybelle. Uh, sixteen across. State with the most UFO babies. Arkansas.
Sam: I don't believe it.
Carla: Thirty-two across, aphrodisiac found in every kitchen cabinet. Oh, I don't know what that one is. Let me see what fourteen down is. Where Franco's brain is being kept alive. Fish tank. OK, so, the fifth letter of the aphrodisiac is an A. Now I remember. Oregano. [Sam writes it down] Trash.
Quote from Diane
Sam: Hey, Diane. Surprise. Found something else of yours lying around my place. Remember this?
Diane: Good Lord. Is that for wearing or signalling aircraft?
Sam: Well, this is your teddy, isn't it?
Diane: I don't know which of your mindless bimbi left that in your apartment. If she paid money for it, she should be seen to and chemically altered.
Sam: Hey, what, you don't like the color?
Diane: What made you think that was mine?
Sam: Well, you're the only person I know that shops at those fancy French places.
Diane: "The House of Ooh La La". Get it away from me. It's horrendous.