Coach: You know what really hurts the most?
Sam: What?
Coach: I thought right up to the very last moment she'd call. How could I have been so wrong?
Diane: You just wanted it to happen so badly you never thought it wouldn't.
Coach: No, Diane. No, I never doubted it. I thought we'd get together. But I guess the money did change her.
Diane: I guess it did.
Coach: You want to know something? I'm starting to wonder if we would have made that good a couple. Come on, let's get some pizza. [phone rings] Boy, life with her sure ain't boring.
Diane: Coach, don't answer that phone. We both know like you do that it's Irene, but why not teach her a lesson?
Coach: No, Diane. If she was thoughtful enough to call... [answers phone] Look, honey, let me do the talking. If I hear your voice, I might change my mind. You're better off with the rich guy. I realize that even if you don't. Now, look, we had some good times, just take care of yourself, huh? [hangs up] I hope she understands.
Sam: Coach, wait a second here. Did you actually hear her voice on the phone?
Coach: I didn't have to, Sam. It was her.
Diane: So it's all over?
Coach: Well, it's all over for me. I still feel sorry for her. [phone rings] Poor kid. [exits]
Diane: [to Sam as he heads to the phone] It's her. [sings] Isn't it romantic...