Sam Quote #317
Quote from Sam in Rebound, Part 1
Coach: Oh, for God's sakes, will you stop it, Sam? You've been boozing with two hands ever since Diane walked out on you.
Diane: Sam, I'm so sorry.
Sam: You know, you both are crazier than hell! I threw her out of here and my drinking has got nothing - repeat nothing - to do with Diane Chambers. You hear that everybody?
All: Nothing!
Sam: No, you're all wrong.
All: Sorry!
Sam: I did start drinking when she left. I was celebrating. Celebrating the day I got rid of you. You hear that, everybody?
All: Celebrating!
Cheers Quotes
‘Rebound, Part 1’ Quotes
Quote from Coach
Carla: Norman, are you sure you want to have a kid? You know, once the monster comes along, your whole life is gonna be different.
Norm: Yeah? Well, Coach, you've had kids. Does a baby change you?
Coach: Are you kidding, Normie? It can't even change itself.
Norm: Well, I'll have to remember that.
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Well, I'm back.
All: Norm!
Coach: What'll it be, Normie?
Norm: A transfusion with a head on it.
Quote from Carla
Carla: He's turning into a real jerk, you know. He spends all his time boozing, chasing skirts, and loving and leaving waitresses.
Norm: I wonder what set him off. Suppose maybe it might have been Dia- [Norm groans as Carla grabs him by the hair] Diabetes!
Carla: You were going to say that name, weren't you?
Norm: No, I wasn't.
Carla: Yes, you were. You know my rule.
Norm: But I didn't say it.
Carla: I don't even want you to think it. Use that name and I will give you a sunroof.