Coach: Oh, for God's sakes, will you stop it, Sam? You've been boozing with two hands ever since Diane walked out on you.
Diane: Sam, I'm so sorry.
Sam: You know, you both are crazier than hell! I threw her out of here and my drinking has got nothing - repeat nothing - to do with Diane Chambers. You hear that everybody?
All: Nothing!
Sam: No, you're all wrong.
All: Sorry!
Sam: I did start drinking when she left. I was celebrating. Celebrating the day I got rid of you. You hear that, everybody?
All: Celebrating!