Carla Quote #220
Quote from Carla in I'll Be Seeing You, Part 2
Man: Hey, Carla. Can I give you a lift?
Carla: I doubt it.
Man: Why don't you let me give you a ride home.
Carla: A ride home? I know what a ride home means.
Man: What?
Carla: We'll get out in front of my place and you'll say, "Boy, l could sure go for a cup of coffee." Out of the goodness of my heart, I'll invite you in for a cup of Joe. We'll talk for a while. Then it'll get later, quieter. You'll ask me if my radio works. I'll say, "Yeah." You'll put on a soft music station, a song will come on we both like, we'll start dancing a little bit around the kitchen floor. As we're dancing, you'll take a chance. You'll give me a little kiss right here.
Man: Carla, I'm not that kind of guy.
Carla: Shut up and listen. You'll give me a kiss right here. Then you'll give me a little nibble on the ear.
Man: Which ear
Carla: Your choice. I respond reluctantly which really makes you crazy.
Cheers Quotes
‘I'll Be Seeing You, Part 2’ Quotes
Quote from Sam
Diane: I don't want anything to distract you from your enjoyment of this painting. When you see it, you'll understand and forgive.
Sam: What happens if I hate it?
Diane: You know you're going to love it. Because in the last six months, you've come so far and made so much progress.
Sam: You know, you sound like you're talking about a chimp. I just push the right buttons and out pops a banana?
Diane: That's a ludicrous comparison. There isn't a chimp alive who could keep up with you.
Sam: You know, you always do this. I really hate when you do this. You tell poor Sam what he should like, what he shouldn't like, how he should walk, how he should talk, what fork he should use with soup and salad. I know. I know. You don't use a fork with soup. I just said you use a fork with soup. It was a mistake. Please do not say, "You don't use a fork with soup." If you do nothing else for me for the rest of your life, do not say, "You don't use a fork with soup."
Diane: My God, Sam. I've made you a babbling idiot.
Sam: Who are you calling a babbling idiot, huh?
Diane: Don't get upset. I'm actually criticizing myself.
Sam: You just called me a babbling idiot and you're criticizing yourself? Do me a favor. Let me criticize me for a while. You're sickening.
Quote from Diane
Diane: I want you to know something. Ever since we've known each other, I've said to myself, "One day, we are going to get down to the real you." Well, we did it. Do you know what the difference is between you and a fat, braying ass?
Sam: Nope.
Diane: The fat, braying ass would.
Sam: Speaking of fat, braying asses, you're about to get dumped on yours.
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Coach: What's up, Normie?
Norm: Ah, the temperature under my collar.
Cliff: Oh, what's the matter there, big guy?
Norm: The damn Hungry Heifer Restaurant again. It's the pits.
Cliff: Whoa, wait, you went back? I thought you hated it.
Norm: I got lured back by their Surf and Turf Special.
Cliff: Oh, yeah, what's that? Lobster and steak, huh?
Norm: Tuna fish sandwich with beef gravy.