Diane Quote #281
Quote from Diane in I'll Be Seeing You, Part 2
Diane: I want you to know something. Ever since we've known each other, I've said to myself, "One day, we are going to get down to the real you." Well, we did it. Do you know what the difference is between you and a fat, braying ass?
Sam: Nope.
Diane: The fat, braying ass would.
Sam: Speaking of fat, braying asses, you're about to get dumped on yours.
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‘I'll Be Seeing You, Part 2’ Quotes
Quote from Sam
Diane: I don't want anything to distract you from your enjoyment of this painting. When you see it, you'll understand and forgive.
Sam: What happens if I hate it?
Diane: You know you're going to love it. Because in the last six months, you've come so far and made so much progress.
Sam: You know, you sound like you're talking about a chimp. I just push the right buttons and out pops a banana?
Diane: That's a ludicrous comparison. There isn't a chimp alive who could keep up with you.
Sam: You know, you always do this. I really hate when you do this. You tell poor Sam what he should like, what he shouldn't like, how he should walk, how he should talk, what fork he should use with soup and salad. I know. I know. You don't use a fork with soup. I just said you use a fork with soup. It was a mistake. Please do not say, "You don't use a fork with soup." If you do nothing else for me for the rest of your life, do not say, "You don't use a fork with soup."
Diane: My God, Sam. I've made you a babbling idiot.
Sam: Who are you calling a babbling idiot, huh?
Diane: Don't get upset. I'm actually criticizing myself.
Sam: You just called me a babbling idiot and you're criticizing yourself? Do me a favor. Let me criticize me for a while. You're sickening.
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Coach: What's up, Normie?
Norm: Ah, the temperature under my collar.
Cliff: Oh, what's the matter there, big guy?
Norm: The damn Hungry Heifer Restaurant again. It's the pits.
Cliff: Whoa, wait, you went back? I thought you hated it.
Norm: I got lured back by their Surf and Turf Special.
Cliff: Oh, yeah, what's that? Lobster and steak, huh?
Norm: Tuna fish sandwich with beef gravy.
Quote from Coach
Coach: Okay, listen up, everybody, will you? The picnic is off.
Cliff: Why is that, Coach?
Coach: Lack of interest. I'm just calling it quits.
Man: Sorry to spoil your picnic, Coach.
Coach: My picnic? You think I was doing this all for me? You think I like sitting out there in the dust and the dirt and fighting the ants for a chicken leg? I can do that at home. But listen. Forget everything. Just forget the picnic, forget my sweat and my work. Forget me.
Man: Uh, what the heck. I'm going to Coach's picnic.
Cliff: Uh, hey ,stick my name up there too, will you, Taffy?
Coach: [to Carla] Pathetic-old-man bit, Carla, works like a charm.