Diane Quote #275

Quote from Diane in I'll Be Seeing You, Part 1

Phillip Semenko: I can only imagine the hell you've endured.
Diane: It hasn't been easy.
Phillip Semenko: Well, goodbye.
Diane: Wait. I really want you to paint me.
Phillip Semenko: What about that malignant growth you call a boyfriend?
Diane: Oh, just give him some time to cool down. Once he sees the finished work, he'll forgive me. He'll forgive you, he'll forgive everything.
Phillip Semenko: He'll hate it and he'll hate you for doing it. If you pose for me, it'll drive a permanent wedge between you and that man.
Diane: So you won't do it?
Phillip Semenko: I'll do it for free. [both exit]
Sam: Hey, listen up, everybody. I'm sorry about coming on so strong like that. I know you think it's pretty unprofessional of me , but roughhouse is the only language some people understand. And if I have to, I know how to speak it. Okay, thanks for your attention. Now, just go back and have some fun there. Where's Diane?

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Quote from Coach

Coach: OK, please, everybody, listen up, huh? It's time once again for the third annual Cheers picnic. Now, I'm going to need volunteers for the various committees. First, food. Now, who'll volunteer to take care of the grub? [silence] Well, what the heck. I can do this one. Ernie Pantusso. I did a pretty good job last year. At least no one complained. [laughs] This brings us to the entertainment committee. Who wants to chair this baby? Well, entertainment goes with food. Ernie Pantusso. Ah, we'll need two captains for the softball teams. Two. Uh, come on. A show of hands. [nobody raises their hand] Well, I can handle one team. Ernie Pantusso. OK, so who wants the other? One. One more. Well, I'm going to be out there on the field anyway, so Ernie Pantusso. Oh, and last but not least, I need somebody to head up transportation. I got it. Ernie Pantusso. Now, there'll be a meeting of the committee chairmen is at my house tonight at eight o'clock. Please, everybody, try to be on time.

Quote from Carla

Sam: Carla, do you mind here? Now, what kind of artist should I get to paint Diane?
Carla: You better get a bad one.
Sam: Why?
Carla: Because you don't want it to look like her, do you?
Sam: You know, your wisecracks all the time don't make things any easier here.
Carla: Come on, Sam, you know my philosophy. If you can't say something nice, say it about Diane.

Quote from Sam

Sam: You know, it's getting to the point where I start doing things I don't even want to do, but just knowing it's going to tick her off, I gotta do them. The more I think it's going to drive her crazy, the happier I get. Is that- Is that weird?
Carla: No, no. We know the woman.