Carla Quote #217

Quote from Carla in I'll Be Seeing You, Part 1

Carla: You wanna hear the most romantic thing I heard a guy do in a long time?
Sam: All right, what?
Carla: Well, I heard that Sally got mad at Burt because she heard he was going to do another movie with Loni. So Burt, to make up for it, had someone paint a portrait of Sally.
Cliff: Thank you very much for that enlightenment, Carla. Now we can knock it off with the fan magazine drivel, huh? I read yesterday that Burt and Sally are headed for the altar.
Sam: You know, that's not such a bad idea, having a portrait done. I mean, she'd like that kind of thing.
Cliff: Refill there, Sam.
Sam: You know, it shows some thinking. It's sensitive. It's personal.
Carla: The altar? How can Burt do that, with the terrible secret he and Dinah still share?

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Quote from Coach

Coach: OK, please, everybody, listen up, huh? It's time once again for the third annual Cheers picnic. Now, I'm going to need volunteers for the various committees. First, food. Now, who'll volunteer to take care of the grub? [silence] Well, what the heck. I can do this one. Ernie Pantusso. I did a pretty good job last year. At least no one complained. [laughs] This brings us to the entertainment committee. Who wants to chair this baby? Well, entertainment goes with food. Ernie Pantusso. Ah, we'll need two captains for the softball teams. Two. Uh, come on. A show of hands. [nobody raises their hand] Well, I can handle one team. Ernie Pantusso. OK, so who wants the other? One. One more. Well, I'm going to be out there on the field anyway, so Ernie Pantusso. Oh, and last but not least, I need somebody to head up transportation. I got it. Ernie Pantusso. Now, there'll be a meeting of the committee chairmen is at my house tonight at eight o'clock. Please, everybody, try to be on time.

Quote from Carla

Sam: Carla, do you mind here? Now, what kind of artist should I get to paint Diane?
Carla: You better get a bad one.
Sam: Why?
Carla: Because you don't want it to look like her, do you?
Sam: You know, your wisecracks all the time don't make things any easier here.
Carla: Come on, Sam, you know my philosophy. If you can't say something nice, say it about Diane.

Quote from Sam

Sam: You know, it's getting to the point where I start doing things I don't even want to do, but just knowing it's going to tick her off, I gotta do them. The more I think it's going to drive her crazy, the happier I get. Is that- Is that weird?
Carla: No, no. We know the woman.